Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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