I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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