bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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