RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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