I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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