i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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