Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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