with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The air taste purple.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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