I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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