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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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