at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
no you cant smoke seaweed
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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