There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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