hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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