I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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