You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?