One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober