hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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