He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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