What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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