Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am available for nakedness
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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