you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
we're so committed to being not committed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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