Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.