and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?