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  i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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• (949): View more from California

  the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  they call him Oral-B. enough said

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities

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• (805): View more from California

  Are you feeling okay?

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  Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It was great. He never spoke.

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  That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....

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