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lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club

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I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds

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Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!

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(313): lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club (810): I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds (810): Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies! http://tfl.nu/l421

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**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha

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(702): **** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha http://tfl.nu/p7u5

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I swear she didn't look like that last week.

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(214): I swear she didn't look like that last week. http://tfl.nu/zofc

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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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(802): Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase? http://tfl.nu/m4dc

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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.

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(519): Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle. http://tfl.nu/hct4

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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.

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(618): i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today. http://tfl.nu/48rk

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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.

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(630): He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding. http://tfl.nu/mxqh

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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.

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(515): I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises. http://tfl.nu/86bb

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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...

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(616): I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"... http://tfl.nu/nha2

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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.

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(650): He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse. http://tfl.nu/0nh4

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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering

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(954): She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering http://tfl.nu/ujc0

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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.

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(705): I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught. http://tfl.nu/csvp

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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.

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(+81): Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that. http://tfl.nu/zx1z

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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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(417): Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess. http://tfl.nu/qhcv

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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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(757): I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One. http://tfl.nu/azcx

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