I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?