does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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