Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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