You're completely useless in the revolution.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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