I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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