I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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