drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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