Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Drunk is not a location!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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