Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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