ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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