ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
