My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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