I'm really into asian looking animals
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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