FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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