he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
tell your sister to shave her snatch
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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