im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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