The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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