I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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