Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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