just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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