Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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