We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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