and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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