we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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