i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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