I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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