Small penises have feelings too.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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