I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
