Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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