just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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