I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just google imaged poop.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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