does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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