You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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