We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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